A Geek's Resignation Letter :)

using System; 
using System.Collections.Generic; 
using System.ComponentModel; 
using System.Data; 
using System.Drawing; 
using System.Text; 
using System.Windows.Forms; 
//using CSC.resources; 
//using time.Billable; 
using ApplicationPortal.ESS.NewESS.Resign 


namespace TheFinalGoodBye 
{ 
    public partial class rUSure : Form 
    { 
        int NAN = 10; 
        NAN = NAN + Timer.tick; 
        int JourneyStart = 2007; 
        int MilestonesAchieved = 1;             //Intern > Software Engineer 
        CurrencyManager Growth = Nullable; 
        String TechGrowth = "N/A"; 
        String Responsibilities = "Yawn"; 
        String Fun = "A Lot"; 
        int Friends = NAN;                      //Not A Number 
        int Onsite = 9;                                 //Months of Fun at Work 
        int BondServed = 3;                     //Years         

        public rUSure( int CurrentYear,bool Bond,int NegotiatedOffer, int ExternalOffer, int RoleOffered, int ExternalRole) 
        { 
            if((CurrentYear-JourneyStart >2) || ((Onsite/12)/(CurrentYear-JourneyStart) < .33)) 
            { 
                if(Bond) 
                { 
                    MessageBox.Show("Shut up and Work, So What The work is bad , It still Pays !"); 
                } 
                else if(Fun =="A Lot") 
                    { 
                        if(TechGrowth.Equals("N/A") || Responsibilities.Equals("Yawn")) 
                        { 
                            if(ExternalOffer<=0 || ExternalRole<=0) 
                            { 
                                MessageBox.Show("It's Time to put on the Thinking Hat, Set Go !"); 
                            } 
                            if(ExternalOffer>=0 || ExternalRole>=0) 
                            { 
                                MessageBox.Show("Yo Baby, Let's Negotiate ;) !"); 
                                if(ExternalOffer > NegotiatedOffer  && ExternalRole > RoleOffered) 
                                { 
                                    Invoke ApplicationPortal.ESS.NewESS.Resign; 
                                    Timer.Start();      //Count 60 Days, Live 60 Days, Remember Memories, Make Memories, Repent Mistakes, Correct Old ones ;) , Make New Ones 
                                    email.text = FarewellMessage(); 
                                } 
                            } 
                        } 
                    } 
                else if(ExternalOffer<=0 || ExternalRole<=0) 
                { 
                    MessageBox.Show("It's Time to put on the Thinking Hat, Set Go !"); 
                } 
            } 
            else 
            { 
                MessageBox.Show("Shut up and Work, Gain Some Experience, There's a Lot to Learn"); 
            } 

            
        } 
        protected string FarewellMessage() 
        { 
            ///Do Not use This, Delete before emailing, Comments Only. 
            ///    Dear Corporation: 

            ///I will terminate my employment on the 22nd of July, to pursue a more rewarding lifestyle which I intend to enjoy for at least the next several years. 
            ///The time wasted in this job, whether in circular arguments, writing unread reports, 
            ///or performing substandard work due to inadequate resources and poorly trained staff, 
            ///is worth more to me than the recognition and reward that the company sees fit to deny me. 

            ///It is with much pleasure that I announce that, after spending sometime with my dad in --- 
            ///and with friends in ---, I will overwinter in --- for four months, camping and cycling. 
            ///On my return I intend to pursue several interests: 

            ///    Study for a physics major degree; 
            ///    Speak Spanish and German fluently; 
            ///    Write and publish a travelogue, short stories and cookbook; 
            ///    Read all the "classics"; 
            ///    Volunteer as an overseas science/culture/math teacher; 
            ///    Study for an electronics degree; 
            ///    Cycle around the world; 
            ///    Compete in an international Photography tournament; 
            ///    Play classical guitar to concert standard; 
            ///    Learn tourist Italian and Portuguese; 
            ///    Paint watercolors; 
            ///    Do ten things I haven't thought of doing yet! 

            ///If I achieve a third of these aims, I will consider my time well-spent. 
            ///The corporate work ethic and its success depend on the uncritical thinking of those who believe that they are making a difference 
            ///and are being recognized for it. 

            ///Best wishes for your future, if you want one. 

            ///Copied from Ian, 26th of May 1997 

            StringBuilder Message = new StringBuilder(); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("Hi All,"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("I have been waiting to Write this email for Months, Probably years :), The Time has finally come and "); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("I joined CSC India as a Chirpy Individual, Proud to be part of one of the Elites, One Of the Oldest, One of the Purest Company that has ever been."); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("Dreams in Eyes, Passion in Heart and Young Vigor to conquer the world."); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("Corporate culture, PPT's , Sessions, etiquette , Rosy Photos Welcomed us all."); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine(""); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("DAY 1475 (Today)"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("Today I Leave this Dream Company of Mine , Looking for lost dreams, Chasing the Chirpiness I once had. and Raring to go Kicking again"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("It doesn't give the joy I once dreamed, surely I'll be earning more, I'll have better Role, I'll have the Growth I envisioned BUT"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("I'll Miss out on the Fun and Friendly People around, I'll miss the Indori Lingo, and the Laid back attitude, I'll miss the jovial partners in crime and"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("I'll miss out on all the cribbing sessions over the tea."); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine(""); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("I have seen the Company grow to heights heights of Fun, Heights of Friendliness and Heights of Cunningness at some point of time."); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("CSC has been My first Company, and no matter what I crib, I owe a ton to all the Practical Knowledge It has Imparted me over years."); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("I have found some of my closest buddies here , who are enough a reason to thank CSC from the bottom of my heart."); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine(""); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("Flashes of Memories go past my tiny brain , both happy and deplorable, Like sparkles of crackers on a Moonless Night "); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("With All these Happy and not so Happy Memories, I am not here to Say Good bye, but just to wish that destiny crosses our path again. "); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine(""); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("I am Alive and Kicking at all Social Networks with Original (non Fake) name, Add me Up, buzz me up, and If you have to curse , My wall is all public for you to use ;)"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine(""); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine(""); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("www.swapnilkocheta.com"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("www.about.me/swapnilkocheta"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("www.facebook.com/clicksNDzyn"); 
            Message = Message.AppendLine("https://plus.google.com/u/0/104336595476971540794"); 
            return Message.ToString(); 






            //PS: The Commented Message above was Intentional humor ;) 
        } 
    } 
}

Lost Friends....or Broken Bondages... ?

A Letter to F.R.I.E.N.D.S.... Lost and battered Bonds ...

Hi All,

It was/has been (and probably will be with quite a few of you) a great time so far so forth.

The moments we cherished (whether real/fake True/Forced, Necessity or Just Friendship), have been True medallions to my life till the time.
But inevitable does happen...
no one's to be blamed
and no one can avoid...
i see.. with distances.. our hearts have split apart..
or rather the fake bondings have broken
yes we do talk
yes we do wish each other on the occasions..
but thats a baggage
A baggage we carry.. so as to fulfil our social duties-
"One ought to have friends", "One ought to be happy with Company"

Nothing's wrong.

But i guess its time we shed down old threads
tread up on Fake memories.
No one likes baggages.
I surely don't
No longer do i want to beg for someone's precious time
Neither do i want Information from you which you intend not to discuss.
There's nothing like "There are no secrets in Friends"
It was nice meeting you all..
But for future...
I'll not be the one to maintain legacy relations
There'll not be any Fake Friend in my list any more
I'll not act social for PR Ratings
You can call it up a new years resolution
High time i take one
You have received this mail coz i thought you all to be one of the few close ones to me...
but most of you won't be in there any more.
I feel sorry to lose you all..
Probably wasn't worth your gathering. any ways ..

I may sound harsh/rude/egoistic

BUT

This is probably one of the very few times , i have been true to myself, and to you all.
Pardon me for everything Its not the end of the world...
We'll meet soon

I am sure most of you won't have read it .. but whenever u do clear ur spams...

Adios


PS: Don't bother calling/texting/replying if you don't intend to